The “Unbiased” W. Film

Posted August 14, 2008
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I don’t know about you guys, but I am so freaking excited for the new George W. Bush biopic.  I mean, seriously, of course Oliver Stone will do a good job giving an unbiased look at President Bush.  This may surprise you, but I have been given an early reading of the script. Here’s a summary of my favorite scene.  You ready?  I’m really excited for it.

Here’s the scene: Bush is eating a baby, and torturing teenage pregnant girls while burning the American flag with weed, which in so doing fills the room with marijuana smoke. Then, he and Cheney get together and decide to figure out how they can murder the most people in the most ways possible, so they call up their intelligence folks and tell them to doctor up a fake report, which Cheney rewrites after they tell the “truth” and then they cackle and smoke a cigar with Bin Laden.

Wait…. I dunno if that really happened though.  Oh gee willikers… now I’m concerned.  Oh well, it’s Hollywood; so, how can we not trust it?

Oh no!! I just remembered, Oliver Stone made Alexander….

Posted by kingdaved

3 comments so far

  1. alcamadus on August 14, 2008

    That scene sounds about right. I don’t think Bush would eat babies though. That seems unrealistic. ;P

  2. Faeriehymn on August 14, 2008

    I don’t know. I think the only unrealistic part was Cheney writing. The rest seemed good to me :)

  3. Annmarie Edwards on August 14, 2008

    It would be interesting to see this movie when it comes out. Great blog.


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